Here’s your sign
While driving recently, I saw a bumper sticker supporting Obama Biden on the car in front of me, and it made me think of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour’s Bill Engval, and his routine that stupid people should wear a sign. I figured that the bumper sticker suffices.
Then it made me wonder how, if instead of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Obama is gearing up for the Mid-Term Democratic Campaign Comedy Tour. I can picture Obama saying; in his best Jeff Foxworthy voice; some of the ways you can tell if you are a democrat.
“If you think 17 trillion dollars in debt is nothing to worry about as long as you control the printer, you might be a democrat”.
“If you think the Constitution does Not apply to This president, you might be a democrat”.
“If you think the “Affordable Care Act is actually affordable, you might be a democrat”.
“If you think more government is the answer to your problems, instead of the problem, you might be a democrat”.
“If you think everyone collecting food stamps are using those food stamps for food, you might be a democrat”.
“If you think being a slick talking community organizer is qualification enough to run a country, you must be a democrat.”
Of course, there are more ways I can think of to tell if you are a Democrat but if any of these make you proud, then I say in my best Bill Engval voice, “Here’s your sign!”
Submitted by Virtual Newsroom