School Uniforms

The other day a friend of mine placed his .357 revolver on a table near his front door. He left 6 cartridges beside it and then went about his business. While he was gone, the mailman delivered his mail, a neighbor’s son mowed his lawn, a girl walked her dog past his house and several cars stopped at the “stop” sign near his house.

After an hour, he checked the gun. It was sitting where he had left it. It had not moved. It had not killed anyone even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. You can imagine his surprise! With all the hype by the left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people, either the media is wrong or he is in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

His gun must not be related to the guns in Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St. Louis and New Orleans. Now , the guns in those five cities ( where they have the toughest gun control laws in the USA,) ignore gun laws and kill people at an alarming rate. Perhaps the media should change their tune and do some background on who are using guns to commit murder.

My friend is now going to monitor his spoons and forks. He has heard they’re making people fat!!!

Robert Norton