Cheers and jeers

Cheers to the flag lady with the sunny disposition on Route 45. You helped many-a-motorist spark off their day well, with a nice smile from your animated character.

During our morning commutes we looked forward to guessing what your next original act might be and we hoped you would stop us in traffic so we could enjoy watching your playfulness.

Jeers: To the inconsiderate motorist who last spring purposely drove over a turtle on Brush Valley Lane.

The poor turtle was seeking a field to lay new eggs.

You could have easily avoided her, but you ruined a lady friend’s day, which had been perfect up to the marvelous sunset, until she saw an opposite polarity of how awful people can be.

Perhaps the transportation department with help from our Sierra Club can help install nature crossing conduits under the road by ponds tortoises enjoy transiting amongst, so they can avoid the likes of you.

Cheers to Anneliese for her uplifting, earth grounding acoustical chants in the Williamsport pipe organ room.

Now I know more about self-correcting, soul-shaking chakras.

You made a difference, impacting some of the quietest souls in our NAMI fellowship.

And who knew about twelve-step programs harmonized with yoga? What a perfect match.

Jeers to the prisoner who senselessly assaulted two correctional officers at Rockview.

Sadly, you must be a slow learner.

What was there to gain from such an impulsive act?

Has what you did made you contemplate yet how the guards will now treat you?

Well, now you’ll have plenty of time to contemplate your unscrupulous behavior.

Cheers to the many that made Grange Fair come together as a successful fete.

I’m glad I audio-recorded delightful glees coming from the phantasmagorical overhead whirligig, to play back in the doldrums of winter as a reminder of how good summers can get here.

Well, I always wanted to have more cheers than jeers, and am pleased to live in an area where it’s easy to do this.

So I will stop with a cheer for now.

Jim Banholzer

Centre Hall

Submitted by Virtual Newsroom

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