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Ash heap awaits

Some coinages that might take hold once the Age of Trump has been consigned to “the ash heap of history”, and sooner rather than later:

Trumpatriots: Citizens deluded enough to support the 45th president whatever he says or does.

Trumposters: Politicians corrupt enough to model themselves on the man.

Trumperanians: People who invest in rhetorical nonsense generally.

Trumpeteers: People attracted to the alpha-male bloviations of elephants.

TrumpTowerians: People who believe their destinies are fulfilled only in settings of marble and gold–preferably skyscrapers.

A query to close: What’s the difference between a flying trapeze net and a flying Trumpeze one? The latter has more holes.

H.C. (Harry) Nash

Williamsport

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