Understanding Trump support

In periods of depression (extremely rare!) during my 10 years in Williamsport, I have been forced to conclude that approximately one third of locals are jaywalkers, another third are either ill-mannered or regularly mistake curbs and sidewalks and lawns for trash dumpsters, and the third third find President Trump’s daily lies sexually stimulating.

In the interest of simple justice (an archaic ideal?) I invite those citizens who believe that they fall in none of these categories to get in touch as soon as possible.

That way I can, in or out of depressive states of mind, somehow “reset” my statistical data.

Both H. L. Mencken and Robert Mueller would understand.

H.C. Nash


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