I know what happened. Through evolution God removed/phased out the winter and replaced it with a new season called "Extended Darkness and Not So Cold Time". I feel so much better now that I know global warming doesn't exist and our climate is all part of God's plan.
In celebration of this glorious event lets all buy gas guzzling SUV's and Big Trucks, turn up the heat in our homes, open the windows for fresh air and deregulate any industry that we thought might be hurting the environment so we can get the economy moving again because it doesn't matter what we think or do because it's ultimately what God wants that matters.
Fred Erikson
Williamsport
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