It's a good thing FDR didn't go to Cranbrook School with Mitt Romney. What "pranks" would Romney and his gang of bullies have conceived for the boy in the wheelchair? Those would have been hilarious!
If Abraham Lincoln had attended Cranbrook School, no doubt Romney and his bully boys would have enjoyed torturing...I mean...teasing the gangly kid with the mole on his face. Imagine half a dozen boys tackling Honest Abe and holding him on the ground while Romney Snip! Snip! Snipped his beard. What a rip-roaring good time that would have been.
Would William Howard Taft, who weighted in excess of 300 pounds, have been spared? James Madison was only 5'4" tall. It would only have taken a couple of Romney's bullies to knock him down so Romney could perform unspeakable pranks on him which Romney would later profess to have forgotten.
What about George W Bush? He was a cheerleader at Yale. Would that have made him a target at Cranbrook? Would he have been picked on because he was the stupidest boy in the school, or would he have been one of Romney's fun-loving pranksters, helping Romney by knocking other boys to the ground and abusing them?
It's too bad George Washington wasn't at Cranbrook School. Romney and his gang of bullies would have tried to knock him down to take off that damned powdered wig. That is a fight I would pay to see! It's also too bad Washington wasn't there to defend the defenseless boy Romney and his gang did terrorize.
Who will Romney and his gang of Republican bullies pick on if they get into the White House? Will they support the poor and defenseless or will they join with the wealthiest one percent and pick on those least able to defend themselves? Let's look at Romney's record and see what he has done in the past.
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