Top twelve reasons to be a liberal:
If we repeat falsehoods often enough they become truth.
There's no need to tolerate conservatives like Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan or George Bush.
They push grandma off the cliff and cook the earth, we only stop births and get a free lunch.
With the exception of John F. Kennedy, we all know taxing big business stimulates the economy.
We get all the kool-aid we can drink.
Our southern leaders formed well-known organizations and got to wear white hoods.
We can say we're for civil rights and they'll believe us, even though more Republicans signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Although we lost the working man vote and Boss Tweed can't get us 3 votes per person anymore, we still have public employee unions.
We can be paid $11/hr. just to follow them around and heckle them.
If our mom gets old or says something we don't like we can disown her, the government will take care of her.
If we want more money we can print it or increase the motor fuels tax.
There is no such thing as terrorism.
William L. Harris
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