For the past four years, terror reigns supreme as a concerned carnival of souls lay claim to an American haunting.
To date, conspicuous clouds of commotion swiftly swirl above and beyond the people's while a menacing moon boldly badgers its liberal light on the provokingly persistent presence of paranormal politics, carelessly casting a shadowy shape on our nations future.
With old world, tried and true Transylvanian ideology intact, President Obama dressed to deceive, stands salivary at the door of Capitol Hill's Halloween headquarters oppressingly offering more tricks than treats to those who dare indulgence, faithfully forcing his famed fangs into the fabric of our fatherland freedoms, bloodthirsty for radical results.
As a socialistic scent of decomposing democracy legislatively lingers in the midnight air, governmental ghouls, democratically draped in cobwebs of calamity wantonly work the graveyard shift behind closed doors, nocturnally nurturing bureaucratic bills conceivably conveying blood curdling consequences.
Goosebumps generously germinate as self-righteous screams and hair-raising rants hasten haunting hope and chilling change to rule the night.
Backroom deals go bump in the night spine-tingling taxes tirelessly taunt while monstrous mandates, demonic deficits and job killing regulations ritualistically roam Washington's once hallowed halls now hosting a hotbed of horrors, brimming with bejeezes.
Fortunately however, the time draws near to end the fear as millions in scared stiff, spooked America faithfully flee to the polls on Nov. 6, virtuously, vehemently voting to exorcize Barack Obama's apparitions of anarchy, denying him a ghost of a chance for re-election, fittingly freeing us from yet another frightful four more years of furthered fateful fear factors.