You would think after attending law school, practicing law in Pennsylvania, serving as District Attorney in Lycoming County and representing central Pa as a lawmaker Brett Feese would know THE LAW.
But earlier this year, poor Brett was convicted of 40 counts including theft, conspiracy and conflict of interest. He lost his $85,000 pension, his medical benefits and must make restitution for his crimes. His case has "wreaked havoc" on his finances.
Not to worry, Brett. Our state representative has asked his fellow Republicans to donate money to your prison fund. They realize you have legal fees and fines to pay for goodness sake. And don't forget that $1 million restitution.
This corrupt fellow Republican needs our help. And in this season of giving you should share with those across party lines as well for I'm sure their prison funds are running low too.
Reach deep, I say, and forget those children who will wake up Christmas morning without toys or the homeless who will not have enough food to eat or those storm victims in New York. After all, poor Brett Feese needs a candy bar.