I looked over the Array of new football coaches at PSU. There is one missing. As an alum, I would be willing to be this coach for a mere $500,000 per year.
As this coach, I would instruct individuals in the hydration of players under different game day situations (hot/cold/rain/snow). In the old days, this would be coach of water boys.
Now, under equal opportunity, water boys now include water girls. I can handle this change. I'm available.
John T. Kovich
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