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Fuhgeddaboudit

May 20, 2014
Creators Syndicate

Dear Annie: I read the letter from "Omaha, Neb.," whose wife is grossly overweight. He says he wants to grow old with her. You said, "What woman could resist that?" My wife of 28 years, that's who. My wife says she doesn't want to outlive me because she would be too devastated by the loss (unless the stress of watching her eat and drink herself to death gives me a heart attack). She has stated that she doesn't really care about her weight, lack of exercise or eating habits, so if she dies, it's all for the better.

 
 

 

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