Whom to vote for

This is in response to a very perplexed individual in the July 18 newspaper. He can’t decide who to vote for in the 2020 presidential election. Well I’m here to advise you, son. It’s not a tough choice at all. You need to vote for the incumbent who allegedly committed campaign finance violations in 2016 to pay off a porn star after a sexual encounter, four months after the birth of his fifth child to his third wife. At least the other candidate can put two sentences together.




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