A journalist recently asked Biden what he thought about a Houthi strike. Biden replied that he’d talked to both sides of the longshoremen’s strike!

With a mind like that, Biden could say he’s in favor of a dockworkers’ strike, then shout to the football officer, “Get the Pentagon! We’re launching a strike now!” Clearly Biden isn’t in charge. And so perhaps Kamala should be called the President Pro Tem. But if a cackling Commander in Chief is even scarier than a bumbling Biden — especially with Walz as Chief Knucklehead to advise her on military matters, especially in the evasion of them — fortunately America has another option. It’s called statesmanship and intelligence. That’s Trump and Vance. And Vance actually served his country in a combat zone rather than abandoning his men like Walz did.

So luckily Pennsylvania can now decide the election. Pennsylvania can choose America’s future going forward, leaving the Clueless Cackler and Captain Knucklehead behind for the janitors of history to sweep up like old election balloons which have run out of air.

ROBERT JACQUES

JAMES STUCHELL

Williamsport

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