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Mount Rushmore

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When I heard Nancy Pelosi say Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore, my first instinct was to roll my eyes and dismiss it. It's just Nancy being herself, a repugnant imbecile.

But then I thought maybe she's right. Maybe Biden measures up. Let's review:

George Washington: Revolutionary War hero; Father of our country; First President of the United States.

Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father; Author of the Declaration of Independence; Third President of the United States.

Abraham Lincoln: Ended slavery; Defeated the South and saved the union; Assassinated; 16th President of the United States.

Theodore Roosevelt: War hero; Nobel Peace Prize winner; Nautical strategist, author, historian; 26th President of the United States.

Joe Biden: Life-long, lazy, power-hungry, money-grubbing, corrupt, slandering serial liar and an utter withering failure as the 46th President of the United States.

I should have just gone with my first instinct.

KEITH RETORICK

Loyalsock Township

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