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The Democrats have a problem with Senator Fetterman. Democrats stand for speaking your own mind, being yourself, thinking independently, and being different. So what is Fetterman doing? He is speaking his own mind, being himself, thinking independently, and being different. The Democrats' problem is that when their Party says such things, they actually mean that every American in a chorus on cue shall sing out the same words at the same time and in the same way — and nothing else! And then everyone will think as they're told, feel as they're told, and remember as they're told. Congressional Democrats who unanimously vote on cue along Party lines are experts in that totalitarian art.
But now they have a small Congressional problem with Fetterman.
The Democrats can't impeach Fetterman like they did Trump 45, and they can't call down the 25th Amendment on Fetterman like they did on Trump 45. In short, Fetterman can only be incessantly denounced as an insidious traitor to the Collective-Progressive Peoples' All-Freedom Democratic Party, which sounds like something in North Korea. And Fetterman has noticed that. And so Fetterman, like any good American, is now acting democratically instead. And the Democrats won't have it!
ROBERT JACQUES
JAMES STUCHELL
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