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Before becoming famous presidents, Reagan and Trump were famous actors. As such they were disparaged by "sophisticated liberal intellectuals" with their "elite advanced degrees" who sneeringly inquired, "How can mere actors possibly know how to run the world's foremost country!?" First, Reagan and Trump restored the pride and greatness of America, and then they brought peace and order to the world by causing the collapse of the Soviet Union and the settlement in Gaza amongst other accomplishments.
The reason for this unexpected actors' result is quite simple, and therefore befuddling to advanced collegiate reasoning. These two actors knew they were acting when they appeared on the world stage. In contrast, the self-petting elite-degreed sophisticated types are always amateurs who, when they're suddenly given roles on the world stage, have no idea how to act. And so they disguise their character inadequacies with posed preening performances and the recitations of lines patched together from old political scripts.
Such feeble world appearances are always forgotten, and quickly, too. But Reagan and Trump will be remembered forever. And they'll both receive the Academy Award-equivalent for Life Accomplishment in World History. That award isn't a gilded statuette, but the memory of the world. And that award is followed not by fifteen seconds of applause provided by costumed flunkies, but by the unending gratitude of humanity. Such pure thanks and perpetual gratitude constitute the real statues of heroes which can never be torn down, not even by incompetent self-preening elites and their spoiled campus brat offspring.
ROBERT JACQUES
JAMES STUCHELL
Williamsport
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