For four years CNN anchor Jake Tapper vigorously denied Biden’s mental decline and physical deterioration, blatantly lying on behalf of the Democratic Party. But now that that mendacious power party is over, Tapper has issued a book vigorously confirming Biden’s mental decline and physical deterioration. And Tapper tells us that he and all his fellow leftist journalists didn’t know anything about Biden’s increasing stumbles and senile mumbles for those four long years because of a deep Biden White House cover-up.

So now Karine Jean-Pierre, Biden’s former press secretary, is also writing a Tapper book. Even better, she’s announced that she’s transitioning. That’s right! She’s undergoing affirmative political surgery from Democrat to Independent because the Democrats fooled her for four long years about Biden’s mental decline and physical deterioration. Of course Karine met with Joe almost daily for those four years, but just like Tapper, she never noticed any decline or deterioration. Instead Joe left the young White House interns gasping for breath as they tried to keep up with his inexhaustible physical energy and incredible mental acuity. But, of course, Karine didn’t notice anything wrong with Biden because the Biden White House cheap fake was even deeper or cheaper than Tapper says it was.

And so now we’re excitedly awaiting a third tell-all Tapper book. We expect that Joe will come out with an all-true and all-new insider book exposing the Democratic Party for never having told him that he was mentally declining and physically deteriorating. Besides, he is going to have trouble living on only his government pension. And as president of the world’s greatest country and leader of the free world he wasn’t even told that he was becoming dangerously senile and ominously absent.

ROBERT JACQUES

JAMES STUCHELL

Williamsport

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